If you were going to rob a bank...?

May be...

Brian Vickers - Drive Us there
Scott Speed - Posing for the Cameras lol
Marcos Ambrose - Get us into the building
Robby Gordon - Tell everyone to get down
AJ Allmendinger - Help Rob the Place

1 Kasey Kahne = Driver
#2 Fedor Emelianenko = Muscle (crowd control)
#3 Bill Goldberg = Muscle (front door eyes and crowd control)
#4 Jackie Chan = (take care of all the cameras in the bank then all the cashiers)
#5 Michael Clarke Duncan (demolition expert would take care of the vault)

Tony Stewart...the mastermind. Need I say more?

Getaway car...Kyle Busch, he will get us out or kill us all trying...

Mark Martin, help with the hold up...for credibility at our trial, nobody would believe he done it.

Kenny Wallace...comic relief, we will need a laugh to stay calm

Dale,Jr....if we get caught, we will need a patsy to take the fall...

What 5 drivers would you hire for your crew and what job would they have?

Kenny Wallace as a distraction
Tony Stewart to drive the get away car.
Jeff Burton to be the leader because he is calm and cool.
Elliott Sadler to be the first with the gun- putting his hunting style to use
Mark Martin- he lives in a fly in community so his airplane is always close by to get us to the islands.

Kyle Busch: to lie to the cops if we got caught.
Dale Jr.: To break into the vault
Robby Gordon: To be the fall guy and take the guilty verdict.
Kyle Petty: To take the money to Victory Junction Gang camp where it would do the most good.
Jimmie Johnson: To drive the getaway car.

chuck norris to kill people
fat albert to sit on people
my dog because its awsome
my other dog too
me cuz i need the money

:D

Ryan would be the brains of the operation
Kasey would be the guy that went to the teller to tell her/him they are being robbed
Reed and Elliott would stuff the money in bags
Tony would drive the get away car

Dale Jr - distracts crowd
Newman - mastermind, has a degree, is actually smart
Hamlin - steals the money
Ky. Busch - getaway driver
Edwards - kills people when necessary

1) Ryan Newman> He has a college degree from Purdue and has a engineering background so I would use him to figure out where would be the best way to go in and go out. Look for shortcuts in and around the bank.

2) Kasey Kahne> I would use Kasey as the guy who goes up to the tellers with the note that says "it's a hold-up, everybody get down" The reason being Kasey also no one would think he a bank robber. He is too innocent looking.

3) Jeff Burton> I would Jeff as the lookout guy at the front of the bank and look out for the cops & US Marshall's.

4) Clint Bowyer> I would use Clint to be the "loose cannon" guy that yells at everyone and escorts the bank manager to the vault. Gotta have a intimidating guy to enforce my rules.

5) Kyle Busch> Gotta have someone who drives the get away car. I need someone that can drive faster than a "greased cheetah on a bullet train".

Outside the bank, Danica Patrick rips off her clothes to reveal a stunning leather bikini and yells, "Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm going to NASCAR!" Reporters and police personnel flock to her side, while inside the bank...

Carl Edwards has just locked the bank doors and is now flexing his muscles and looking menacing. He orders everybody to get down and no one will get hurt. Nobody is sure whether to trust him. He seems like a nice guy, but...

Elliott Sadler shoots out the surveillance cameras and is covering the cowering hostages with two guns, one in each hand. He also has a crossbow behind his back.

Tony Stewart is yelling at the teller to give him the money now! NOW! Weeping, the terrified teller stuffs bags with cash.

Outside Kyle Busch is waiting in a M&Ms candy truck. No one suspects this is the getaway vehicle. Once they've gotten away, he'll smash it and any other incriminating evidence. They'll keep some M&Ms and Snickers for snacks later.

Ryan Newman- mastermind
Kasey Kahne- distraction
Carl Edwards- muscle
Kyle Busch- getaway driver
David Stremme- look out

1. Michael Waltrip, to distract the security guards with his "guy next door" appeal.

2. Ryan Newman as the brain/technology guy to get into the bank past the security.

3. Tony Stewart as the leader. ( I just laugh picturing him having a mini-me).

4. Kyle Busch as the getaway driver.

5. Mark Martin as the distraction/decoy.

Robby Gordon
Tony Stewart
Scott Bloomquist
John Force
Gary Wright


Just my personal

-David Ragen with the UPS truck. he'll be the getaway driver.

-Michael Waltrip he'll crash a car out in the parking lot. this would distract people inside the bank to go outside and see what's happening, and leave the money inside the bank unattended.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. he's the most popular driver, so maybe he'll use his popularity to his advantage and be outside giving autographs and meeting any and all fans.

-Tony Stewart, and Jimmie Johnson would go inside and grab the unattended money and get out.

Ryan Newman- the planner
Tony Stewart- the get away driver
Mike Skinner- the muscle (he looks intimidating)
Jeff Burton- the lookout for the fuzz, heat, cops, etc.
Robby Gordon- the guy who watches the hostages

Stealing is wrong Sukka!radiator leaks on drivers side