Why is F1 called the Fairy Queen of Motorsports?

May be...

What is the story regarding the name?

Because it sits at the pinnacle of the motorsport Christmas tree, while NASCAR's pine needles litter the carpet.

lol what? you are the first person ive ever seen call it that. so you're pretty much wrong. just thought id point that out.

Why is nascar called the monotonous glorified banger racing of motorsports?

It isn't. Why is NASCAR called NASCRAP?

Like flushing a bag of Skittles down the toilet, watching the pretty colors go round and round, and eventually out with the rest of the crap.

NASCRAP is where drivers go that can't hack it in any other form of racing.

have you ever used "git'r dun" in a conversation?

EDIT: a conversation is when two or more people talk

EDIT: your girlfriend the sheep doesn't count as a personw marriott