NASCAR jokes or ridiculous stories?

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I need a laugh. Have you heard any new NASCAR jokes or funnies?

Brian France and Mike Helton

What's green and flies?

Super Pickle, or Kyle Busch in the Interstate Batteries Toyota!

Kyle Busch went to the doctor with 2 red ears.. The doctor asked Kyle what had happened to your ears and Kyle answered, "I was in my motor coach at the track and was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" Kyle said "They called back."

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OMG did you hear the news about Kyle Busch being in a wreck earlier today?

He was driving down the road and saw some old high school friends of his and he stuck his head out of the window and was going to yell at them and when he did the wind caught his ears and they got to flapping and his ears just about beat him to death. Witnesses said they thought it was a tire blowing out.

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Kyle Busch's new paint scheme http://www.the-joke-shop.com/ProductImag...

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Kyle Busch moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.

Kyle smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

Kyle broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "Meow ... what would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, Kyle finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, Kyle stammered..."Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me."for-treats-for-dogs